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Trader Joes Meatless Ground is ....

Published: 2023-03-09
Updated: 2023-03-09

I tried Trader Joes Meatless Ground and it was, in a word hyphenated-word, super-amazing!

The TLDR

It’s good. So good!

The Upside

  • The texture is very close to actual ground beef. My wife (not a vegan at all) tried it and commented on how close the texture was to actual beef.
  • Like beef, the flavor pallet options are bountiful. I used a Trader Joes Taco Seasoning for this go ‘round - but set some aside and tried it with just salt and pepper and it was great. I believe this could be used in most any recipe in place of beef.
  • Much like the other plant based meat replacements I have experienced - one overwhelming difference between this and beef is the lack of grease.
    • Not putting that grease into my body has had numerous benefits thus far (see my post on poops).
    • Kitchen clean up and dishes is far easier. Without all that grease splatter I am saving money on Dawn dish soap!
  • Cooking this product is a joyful breeze!

The Downside

  • Well… lemme think…
    • This is a personal one - but Trader Joe’s is a good 30-45 min drive, each way, but you can order it online so …
    • It is about $4.00 for what equates to one pound of quality ground meat … less than or the same as what Google just told me beef costs as of this writing …
    • Oh! I know! You can not stock your freezer with it to eat in the event of a Zombie Apocalypse; but that is because it is “dried, textured pea protein” and can be stored at room temperature according to Trader Joe’s website …
  • TODO: Find a downside to appear objective even if there is not one simply to avoid appearing biased.

The Macros

This information is from Trader Joe’s website.

SERVES 4 AMOUNT %DV
Total Fat 2.0 g 3%
Satrurated Fat 0 g 0%
Trans Fat 0 g
Cholesterol 0 mg 0%
Sodium 340 mg 15%
Total Carbohydrates 4 g 1%
Dietary Fiber 2 g 7%
Total Sugars 0 g
Includes 0 g added 0%
Protein 15 g 22%
Vitamin D 0.1 mcg 0%
Calcium 30 mg 2%
Iron 4.0 mg 20%
Patassium 110 mg 2%

Cooking

  1. Get water & boil
  2. Add product & stir
  3. .. there is no step three. Wait 5-10 min and eat.
  • Although I have not tried this, you can easily take this product when camping and have a satisfying and healthy meal with very little clean up that attracts 52% less bears*!

    \* 52% reduction in bear attraction is not guaranteed and is reported only by this author - who made it up on the spot. Actual individual bear attraction ratios ~~may~~ will vary Please do not get eaten by a bear.

Photos

Taco with Trader Joe’s Meatless Ground, Violife Shredded Cheese, and flour tortilla.

Taco with Cheese Taco with Cheese

Photos were taken by this author